We teach knots. We teach regular knots that hold you like a mother’s hug—firm, reliable, and not about to let you drop your crap all over the place. We’ve got the king of knots, because sometimes you need a knot that screams, I know what I’m doing! Then there’s the fancy knot, which is basically the multitasker of the knot world—tying boats, tents, or maybe just your existential dread in place. And, of course, the accordion knot, the knot you use when you’re not screwing around because this thing will save your life. You leave here knot-confident, like you’re auditioning for Top Rope Model or something. You’re welcome.